☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Too sexy for anyone to handle.
☐ Single ☐ Taken ☐ Complicated ☐ Married ☑ LOLOL wtf is a relationship, I'm forever alone with my phone
☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ I'm in love with my phone. It's getting pretty serious.
☐SINGLE. ☐TAKEN. ✔Too HOT that if I go out with one person, everyone else will get jealous and kill themselves, Which will end the world
❒Single ❒Taken ✔Whatever I'm getting cheese fries..
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ I don't like people, I just like food
❒Single ❒Taken ✔COUNTING MONEY $$$
❒Single ❒Taken [✔] "You Dont Give Head, I Dont Have Time"
❒Single ❒Taken ✔In a secret relationship with Justin Bieber, so secret he doesn't know about it
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ On Twitter tweetin'
❒Single ❒Taken ✔In love with a celebrity that doesn't even know I exist.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Fuck Love
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ I'd rape the members of my favorite band if I ever got the chance
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Everyone sucks. Dumb whores.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Too sexy for anyone to handle.Except for you over there,yeah, you can handle me.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Where's the weed?
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ In love with my damn self
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Too many crushes
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Eating my feelings.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Why is everyone at my school so unattractive?
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Why the hell don't you love me.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ No one could ever compare to Justin Bieber.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Forever wishing you were mine.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Wishing you cared.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ All the cute guys are asses, all the nice guys are ugly, and all of the cute nice guys are gay.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Stalking people on twitter.
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I have internet.
❒Taken ❒Single ✔ Waiting for the legalization of marriage between pizza and humans.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔My blog is amazing.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✓ Fuck this, I'm getting a unicorn.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔I HAVE A UNICORN. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔My tweets are amazing.
☐ Single ☐ Taken ☐ Complicated ☐ Married ☑ LOLOL wtf is a relationship, I'm forever alone with my phone
☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ I'm in love with my phone. It's getting pretty serious.
☐SINGLE. ☐TAKEN. ✔Too HOT that if I go out with one person, everyone else will get jealous and kill themselves, Which will end the world
❒Single ❒Taken ✔Whatever I'm getting cheese fries..
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ I don't like people, I just like food
❒Single ❒Taken ✔COUNTING MONEY $$$
❒Single ❒Taken [✔] "You Dont Give Head, I Dont Have Time"
❒Single ❒Taken ✔In a secret relationship with Justin Bieber, so secret he doesn't know about it
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ On Twitter tweetin'
❒Single ❒Taken ✔In love with a celebrity that doesn't even know I exist.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Fuck Love
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ I'd rape the members of my favorite band if I ever got the chance
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Everyone sucks. Dumb whores.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Too sexy for anyone to handle.Except for you over there,yeah, you can handle me.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Where's the weed?
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ In love with my damn self
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Too many crushes
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Eating my feelings.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Why is everyone at my school so unattractive?
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Why the hell don't you love me.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ No one could ever compare to Justin Bieber.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Forever wishing you were mine.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Wishing you cared.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔ All the cute guys are asses, all the nice guys are ugly, and all of the cute nice guys are gay.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Stalking people on twitter.
❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I have internet.
❒Taken ❒Single ✔ Waiting for the legalization of marriage between pizza and humans.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔My blog is amazing.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✓ Fuck this, I'm getting a unicorn.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔I HAVE A UNICORN. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
❒Single ❒Taken ✔My tweets are amazing.