Relationship between lovers in today's age: You can touch each other but you cannot touch each other's mobile
People assume things that most of the time is not true ….
If you don’t respect her, why should she respect you?
If he can't love you, then someone else can
Boy: I had a dream about you! Girl: Awwwwwwwww! Really? What was your dream? :) Boy: You died.
But baby I'd catch a grenade for you...... LOL JK, YOU ARE ANNOYING. Goodbye
"Why are you chewing gum in my class?! Get out!" B*tch chill, it's gum, not cocaine.
Rebecca Black: LET'S DO A DUET! :D Justin: NEVER! Rebecca: Never say never!
If you tYp3 LyK tHi5 I hope you can read this: k7LL y0ur s3Lf!
Dear slut, when the dentist said, "Open wide!" he meant your mouth... Not your legs.
Boy: Can we fuck? Girl: WHAT?! Boy: I said look at that duck :D
"SHE'S A DIRTY, DIRTY DANCER!" Grandma please, remove the barbie from the mud. -___-
've been spending all my time just thinkin 'bout you, i don't know what to do, i think i'm falling for you ♥
Kiss me and you'll know how important I am.
When guys don't make the first move. I mean, are you serious? Since when do the eggs swim to the sperm? Yeah, exactly. Man the fuck up.
"I look so ugly" Then why did you upload 120 pictures in an album called... "Me''?
The awkward moment when someone compliments you and you can't find anything to compliment them on
Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, Im hungry
"Oh look at that giant Smurf!" "Grandma please, we're watching Avatar!" -______-
''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm f*cking expensive
B*tch, how can you face your problem, if the problem is your face.
'Where's your nose bitch?!" Grandma please, it's just Voldemort! -.-
"Are you crying?" No, I'm testing this waterproof make-up -____-
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you ? -_-
"I'M GETTING PAPEEEERRR!!" Grandma please, stop playing with the printer. -__-
Dear websites asking for my age, I'm going to select born in 2011. Sincerely, nice option. -_-
OMG! You look so cute together! :D LOL JK, I hope you'll break up b*tch
".... and then he said that he liked me!" YEAH. COOL STORY BRO. -_-
People assume things that most of the time is not true ….
If you don’t respect her, why should she respect you?
If he can't love you, then someone else can
Boy: I had a dream about you! Girl: Awwwwwwwww! Really? What was your dream? :) Boy: You died.
But baby I'd catch a grenade for you...... LOL JK, YOU ARE ANNOYING. Goodbye
"Why are you chewing gum in my class?! Get out!" B*tch chill, it's gum, not cocaine.
Rebecca Black: LET'S DO A DUET! :D Justin: NEVER! Rebecca: Never say never!
If you tYp3 LyK tHi5 I hope you can read this: k7LL y0ur s3Lf!
Dear slut, when the dentist said, "Open wide!" he meant your mouth... Not your legs.
Boy: Can we fuck? Girl: WHAT?! Boy: I said look at that duck :D
"SHE'S A DIRTY, DIRTY DANCER!" Grandma please, remove the barbie from the mud. -___-
've been spending all my time just thinkin 'bout you, i don't know what to do, i think i'm falling for you ♥
Kiss me and you'll know how important I am.
When guys don't make the first move. I mean, are you serious? Since when do the eggs swim to the sperm? Yeah, exactly. Man the fuck up.
"I look so ugly" Then why did you upload 120 pictures in an album called... "Me''?
The awkward moment when someone compliments you and you can't find anything to compliment them on
Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, Im hungry
"Oh look at that giant Smurf!" "Grandma please, we're watching Avatar!" -______-
''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, I'm f*cking expensive
B*tch, how can you face your problem, if the problem is your face.
'Where's your nose bitch?!" Grandma please, it's just Voldemort! -.-
"Are you crying?" No, I'm testing this waterproof make-up -____-
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you ? -_-
"I'M GETTING PAPEEEERRR!!" Grandma please, stop playing with the printer. -__-
Dear websites asking for my age, I'm going to select born in 2011. Sincerely, nice option. -_-
OMG! You look so cute together! :D LOL JK, I hope you'll break up b*tch
".... and then he said that he liked me!" YEAH. COOL STORY BRO. -_-