You are 9 and you have a phone? ... Who do you call? Dora?
Who says I can't cook? You obviously haven't tasted my cereal.
Cheating is like eating fast food. You do it, you enjoy it, and then you feel like shit
Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.
Dont be in a relationship if youre gonna act single.
Nevermind, I'll just find someone like you. LOL JK, I don't want to find another bitch like you.
If u lose my trust, you're not getting it back unless u work for it. Even then, it probably won't be the same.
Oh, you still love me? That's sweet. Now tell me, how many of your other ex-girlfriends are you saying that to?
Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.
"Are you single?" - No, I'm plural. "I meant are you free this Friday?" - No, I'm fucking expensive.
Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = Sex . Birthday = All Of The Above .
After awhile, waiting gets boring. Your crush doesn’t seem so attractive anymore and you realize you need to stop wasting your time
.
Teacher: "WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!?!" Student: "Because you have ears, Duhh!"
We have smart phones and smart cars. Can we start working on making more smart people now?
Men socialize by insulting each other but they really don't mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, they don't mean it either.
There’s always that one special person that no matter what they’ve done to you, you just can’t let them go.
You can give them another chance, or you can forgive, let go, and give yourself a better chance
Love the ppl who treat u right, forget about the ones who don't, & believe that everything happens for a reason
While you're ignoring her, someone else is begging for her attention.
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like its funny.
Some people with the most ridiculous statuses on facebook "LIKE if you're a boy or a girl :)" No I'm a f*cking rock. -___-
Who says I can't cook? You obviously haven't tasted my cereal.
Cheating is like eating fast food. You do it, you enjoy it, and then you feel like shit
Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BAM! You're single.
Dont be in a relationship if youre gonna act single.
Nevermind, I'll just find someone like you. LOL JK, I don't want to find another bitch like you.
If u lose my trust, you're not getting it back unless u work for it. Even then, it probably won't be the same.
Oh, you still love me? That's sweet. Now tell me, how many of your other ex-girlfriends are you saying that to?
Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.
"Are you single?" - No, I'm plural. "I meant are you free this Friday?" - No, I'm fucking expensive.
Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = Sex . Birthday = All Of The Above .
After awhile, waiting gets boring. Your crush doesn’t seem so attractive anymore and you realize you need to stop wasting your time
.
Teacher: "WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!?!" Student: "Because you have ears, Duhh!"
We have smart phones and smart cars. Can we start working on making more smart people now?
Men socialize by insulting each other but they really don't mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, they don't mean it either.
There’s always that one special person that no matter what they’ve done to you, you just can’t let them go.
You can give them another chance, or you can forgive, let go, and give yourself a better chance
Love the ppl who treat u right, forget about the ones who don't, & believe that everything happens for a reason
While you're ignoring her, someone else is begging for her attention.
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like its funny.
Some people with the most ridiculous statuses on facebook "LIKE if you're a boy or a girl :)" No I'm a f*cking rock. -___-
I don't want a boy who will make me smile, I want a man who won't make me pretend.
"I'd catch a grenade for you!" Normal people: "Awhh!" Me: “WHY WOULD PEOPLE THROW GRENADES AT ME?!”
I hate that feeling when everyone around me is in a relationship and I'm awkwardly sitting there like : "I love my dog .."
My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all .. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them
Do me a favor, find the nearest bridge and jump off it. k? bye.
People's bullshit and fakeness is the main reason why I like to be alone.
"If I left you Would you cry for me?" *Of course, I can't control the tears of joy.*
I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow it still works.
You're the reason I wake up every morning ♥. LOL JK.! I have school.
You're 13. You smoke, you're not a virgin, you wear more makeup than you do clothes. Your mom must be so proud.
Marry the guy who takes you to meet his parents, not his bed.
My feelings are not toys to be played with.
Fuck the 14th of February. I love you everyday.
Im drunk and you still ugly.
listen, girl. If you don't respect yourself, how do you expect others to respect you?
Id rather die on my feet that live on my knees
fake smiling? you are professional at that.
When is the best time to tell someone you love him? Before someone else does.
life is like a twitter. You can't control what people say and do. You can just follow or unfollow them
"I'd catch a grenade for you!" Normal people: "Awhh!" Me: “WHY WOULD PEOPLE THROW GRENADES AT ME?!”
I hate that feeling when everyone around me is in a relationship and I'm awkwardly sitting there like : "I love my dog .."
My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all .. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them
Do me a favor, find the nearest bridge and jump off it. k? bye.
People's bullshit and fakeness is the main reason why I like to be alone.
"If I left you Would you cry for me?" *Of course, I can't control the tears of joy.*
I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow it still works.
You're the reason I wake up every morning ♥. LOL JK.! I have school.
You're 13. You smoke, you're not a virgin, you wear more makeup than you do clothes. Your mom must be so proud.
Marry the guy who takes you to meet his parents, not his bed.
My feelings are not toys to be played with.
Fuck the 14th of February. I love you everyday.
Im drunk and you still ugly.
listen, girl. If you don't respect yourself, how do you expect others to respect you?
Id rather die on my feet that live on my knees
fake smiling? you are professional at that.
When is the best time to tell someone you love him? Before someone else does.
life is like a twitter. You can't control what people say and do. You can just follow or unfollow them