OMG TWILIGHT. OMG JONAS BROTHERS. OMG JUSTIN BIEBER. OMG SHUT THE F*CK UP
*Age 8* "Go to Bed." "NOOOO!" *Age 18* "Get Up" "NOOOOOO!"
"Aaacchhooo!" "Bless you" "Aaaaaacchhoooooo!" "Bless you!" "Aaaaaaaaacchhooooooooo!" "Dude, what the hell?!"
Bitch you should open your mind, not your legs
I don't try to be awesome. Awesome tries to be me
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat. LOL OK I admit that I eat everytime, everywhere.
I'LL DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT! OH WAIT. Unless mom says I can't......
"LIKE A PEE STICK! LIKE A PEE STICK!" "Grandma please! It's like a G6, now put the pregnancy test down!"
"OMG ARE YOU OK?!" 'Oh yeah you know i just bleed FOR FUN.
My sister is sooo dumb, I looked at her report card and she got a F in gender... what a retard!
Yes, we're friends on facebook. No, that doesnt mean I consider you an actual friend
''I HAD THIS AMAZING DREAM LAST NIGHT!'' ''What was it about?'' ''...I can't remember.."
Ciara "Like A Boy", Beyonce "If I Were A Boy", Rihanna "Rude Boy". What's next? Lady GaGa "I am a boy"
MIDDLE SCHOOL "Shut up, it was a dare!!" HIGH SCHOOL "Shut up, I was drunk!!"
"THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW, OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!" Grandma please, not at the airport. -_-
Omg wrong person! Cancel. Cancel! Cancel!! CANCEL!! *message sent* Ok kill me now. -_-
Girl: "Is there any chance you're from Israel?" Me: "No, Why?" Girl: "Because your smile Israeli cute!" #LOL
Twitter = promoting insomnia, spreading rumors and encouraging narcissism since March 21, 2006.
"Drop it like its hot, drop it like its hot!" Grandma please, stop spilling your soup! -__-
The awkward moment when you're chilling at the park, and Bruno Mars walks by dragging a piano ¬¬
Just because you have a dick doesn't mean you have to act like one.
"STAND UP FOR LOVE!" ''Grandma please, sit back down on your wheel chair.''
B*tch please, I could remove 90% of your so called "beauty" with a towel.
"I'M RIDING SOLO! I'M RIDING SOLO!" Grandma please! Not at grandpa's funeral!
Selena 2OO9: "He is like my younger brother." 2O1O: "We're just friends." 2O11: "We're dating." 2O12: "I'm pregnant." LOL
ABRACADABRA! Oh, you can't be changed. You're still a bitch. -__-
OMG! I just discovered I have a super power! I can be invisible.... Oh no no wait, I'm just being ignored.
*Age 8* "Go to Bed." "NOOOO!" *Age 18* "Get Up" "NOOOOOO!"
"Aaacchhooo!" "Bless you" "Aaaaaacchhoooooo!" "Bless you!" "Aaaaaaaaacchhooooooooo!" "Dude, what the hell?!"
Bitch you should open your mind, not your legs
I don't try to be awesome. Awesome tries to be me
When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat. LOL OK I admit that I eat everytime, everywhere.
I'LL DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT! OH WAIT. Unless mom says I can't......
"LIKE A PEE STICK! LIKE A PEE STICK!" "Grandma please! It's like a G6, now put the pregnancy test down!"
"OMG ARE YOU OK?!" 'Oh yeah you know i just bleed FOR FUN.
My sister is sooo dumb, I looked at her report card and she got a F in gender... what a retard!
Yes, we're friends on facebook. No, that doesnt mean I consider you an actual friend
''I HAD THIS AMAZING DREAM LAST NIGHT!'' ''What was it about?'' ''...I can't remember.."
Ciara "Like A Boy", Beyonce "If I Were A Boy", Rihanna "Rude Boy". What's next? Lady GaGa "I am a boy"
MIDDLE SCHOOL "Shut up, it was a dare!!" HIGH SCHOOL "Shut up, I was drunk!!"
"THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW, OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!" Grandma please, not at the airport. -_-
Omg wrong person! Cancel. Cancel! Cancel!! CANCEL!! *message sent* Ok kill me now. -_-
Girl: "Is there any chance you're from Israel?" Me: "No, Why?" Girl: "Because your smile Israeli cute!" #LOL
Twitter = promoting insomnia, spreading rumors and encouraging narcissism since March 21, 2006.
"Drop it like its hot, drop it like its hot!" Grandma please, stop spilling your soup! -__-
The awkward moment when you're chilling at the park, and Bruno Mars walks by dragging a piano ¬¬
Just because you have a dick doesn't mean you have to act like one.
"STAND UP FOR LOVE!" ''Grandma please, sit back down on your wheel chair.''
B*tch please, I could remove 90% of your so called "beauty" with a towel.
"I'M RIDING SOLO! I'M RIDING SOLO!" Grandma please! Not at grandpa's funeral!
Selena 2OO9: "He is like my younger brother." 2O1O: "We're just friends." 2O11: "We're dating." 2O12: "I'm pregnant." LOL
ABRACADABRA! Oh, you can't be changed. You're still a bitch. -__-
OMG! I just discovered I have a super power! I can be invisible.... Oh no no wait, I'm just being ignored.