"Mom, I'm going out" "With friends?" "No, with kidnappers" -___-
Teacher: "How do you divide 4 apples among 5 person?" Osama Bin Laden's son: "Kill that extra person!"
Girl: "I cheated.." Boy: "Oh, me too! With Lisa!" Girl: *slaps him* "I mean on my exam, you f*ckin' jerk!"
"Wow, you're tall.. Do you play basketball?" "..Wow, you're short. Do you play mini golf?"
You are the reason I get up in the morning...... LOL JK, I just need to pee.
The problem is Christmas make me fat, all that lovely food and just as I loose all the weight I gained... ...it's Easter! :P xx
Dear Dora, you've been 5 for 11 years now. What's your secret? Sincerely, teens who miss childhood.
Losing something but then realizing you've been holding it the whole time
Facebook = You realize how different you are from people. Twitter = You realize there are people who knows exactly how you feel.♥
That moment when you hear a bitch calling a bitch a bitch and then you're just like....''Bitch.''
Congratulations! You've won a lifetime supply of air: not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
That Mini Heartattack.. When your foot slips on a stair running downstairs.
Drama, lies, fake friends & tears; welcome to the hell I call teenage years.
My goal is excellence not perfection.
Want to get rid of pimples, acnes, blackheads and the seven signs of skin aging? Try.... Adobe Photoshop! :)
The boy who will love me and care for me, through health and sickness, good and bad times, though everything!
Need a calculator? Phone. Need a camera? Phone. Need music? Phone. Need a flashlight? Phone.
Mom: "How was school?" You: "Good." Mom: "What did you do?" You: "Nothing."
I’ve never been killed 64295681 times for deleting chain mail. I’m still waiting on that clown from 2008..
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous
“This is your world – shape it or someone else will.”
When I go to bed, half the time I'm not really sleeping. I'm usually lying there making up scenerios in my head.
4 words I never want to hear : I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ,II̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶,̶ There is no food
It hurts when you lose the guy you love, but it hurts even more when that guy was your best friend.
Typical Awkward Text Convo: "Hey" "Hey" "What's up?" "Nm you?" "Same'' .......end of conversation....
Dear parents , what you teach is what you get. Sincerely , daughter.
I often miss the little who whose dreams had no barriers,who believed in a world where anything is possible with a heart that was full..
Teacher: "How do you divide 4 apples among 5 person?" Osama Bin Laden's son: "Kill that extra person!"
Girl: "I cheated.." Boy: "Oh, me too! With Lisa!" Girl: *slaps him* "I mean on my exam, you f*ckin' jerk!"
"Wow, you're tall.. Do you play basketball?" "..Wow, you're short. Do you play mini golf?"
You are the reason I get up in the morning...... LOL JK, I just need to pee.
The problem is Christmas make me fat, all that lovely food and just as I loose all the weight I gained... ...it's Easter! :P xx
Dear Dora, you've been 5 for 11 years now. What's your secret? Sincerely, teens who miss childhood.
Losing something but then realizing you've been holding it the whole time
Facebook = You realize how different you are from people. Twitter = You realize there are people who knows exactly how you feel.♥
That moment when you hear a bitch calling a bitch a bitch and then you're just like....''Bitch.''
Congratulations! You've won a lifetime supply of air: not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
That Mini Heartattack.. When your foot slips on a stair running downstairs.
Drama, lies, fake friends & tears; welcome to the hell I call teenage years.
My goal is excellence not perfection.
Want to get rid of pimples, acnes, blackheads and the seven signs of skin aging? Try.... Adobe Photoshop! :)
The boy who will love me and care for me, through health and sickness, good and bad times, though everything!
Need a calculator? Phone. Need a camera? Phone. Need music? Phone. Need a flashlight? Phone.
Mom: "How was school?" You: "Good." Mom: "What did you do?" You: "Nothing."
I’ve never been killed 64295681 times for deleting chain mail. I’m still waiting on that clown from 2008..
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous
“This is your world – shape it or someone else will.”
When I go to bed, half the time I'm not really sleeping. I'm usually lying there making up scenerios in my head.
4 words I never want to hear : I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ,II̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶,̶ There is no food
It hurts when you lose the guy you love, but it hurts even more when that guy was your best friend.
Typical Awkward Text Convo: "Hey" "Hey" "What's up?" "Nm you?" "Same'' .......end of conversation....
Dear parents , what you teach is what you get. Sincerely , daughter.
I often miss the little who whose dreams had no barriers,who believed in a world where anything is possible with a heart that was full..