Kitchen, open fridge, stare for five minutes, walk away with nothing, but come back later to see if something appeared? Story of my life.
Aw, you'll kick my ass? Through your keyboard? that's nice.
"YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT." Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there, & awkwardly walk away.
It hasn't happened yet, But I still scramble to find the light switch in every dark room I enter before Mr. PsychoKiller cuts me in half…
A person who will cry with me, laugh with me, fight with me, and a person that would be there for me, is my friend.
Harry: Hey Voldemort, im getting a nose piercing, jealous? Voldemort: Hey Harry, I'm going to have dinner with your parents, jealous? Lol
i hate it when ppl tweet justin "RT if you love your fans" like nooo, he wants us to fall in a hole and die down there -.-
A real man picks up the pieces of a girls broken heart.
Saying "Love you too" when someone says "I HATE YOU".
TEACHER: "Ok class, do questions #1 to #3" CLASS: "Yes! Only three questions!" *looks at questions* #1) #2) #3): A) B) C) D) E) F) G)
When my teacher calls my name I'm all like 'Shit!'
If you never listen , how do you expect things to work out?
Ladies just need somebody that makes them feel *i m p o r t a n t*
Once a cheater, always a cheater . No one can be trusted after they built that past.
If all you think about is everyone else you'll never have any time to focus on yourself ..
You've been hurt way too many times. So now you saying fuck love
Moving on is hard , but once you do it . . . its like a weight has been lifted off your chest
Talking to multiple people at once only brings drama. In the end you'll end up with no one ..
Stop thinking about them ... you know they're not thinking about you
"Why does everybody look Gothic?!" "Grandma PLEASE, we're at a funeral!."
"okay" = everything's cool. "okay?" you make no sense. "okay..."= you're creepy. "okayy" = i dont care. "k." = i'm pissed so f*ck off b*tch.
Teacher: "There Are No Stupid Questions." Me: *Raises Hand* "Do Unicorns Eat Chocolate Pudding On Tuesdays?"
When I say, "I miss school," I mean my friends & the fun we had, not the lessons & teachers.
"This video is not available in your country." "Where the hell am I? Narnia?!"
Aw, you'll kick my ass? Through your keyboard? that's nice.
"YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT." Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there, & awkwardly walk away.
It hasn't happened yet, But I still scramble to find the light switch in every dark room I enter before Mr. PsychoKiller cuts me in half…
A person who will cry with me, laugh with me, fight with me, and a person that would be there for me, is my friend.
Harry: Hey Voldemort, im getting a nose piercing, jealous? Voldemort: Hey Harry, I'm going to have dinner with your parents, jealous? Lol
i hate it when ppl tweet justin "RT if you love your fans" like nooo, he wants us to fall in a hole and die down there -.-
A real man picks up the pieces of a girls broken heart.
Saying "Love you too" when someone says "I HATE YOU".
TEACHER: "Ok class, do questions #1 to #3" CLASS: "Yes! Only three questions!" *looks at questions* #1) #2) #3): A) B) C) D) E) F) G)
When my teacher calls my name I'm all like 'Shit!'
If you never listen , how do you expect things to work out?
Ladies just need somebody that makes them feel *i m p o r t a n t*
Once a cheater, always a cheater . No one can be trusted after they built that past.
If all you think about is everyone else you'll never have any time to focus on yourself ..
You've been hurt way too many times. So now you saying fuck love
Moving on is hard , but once you do it . . . its like a weight has been lifted off your chest
Talking to multiple people at once only brings drama. In the end you'll end up with no one ..
Stop thinking about them ... you know they're not thinking about you
"Why does everybody look Gothic?!" "Grandma PLEASE, we're at a funeral!."
"okay" = everything's cool. "okay?" you make no sense. "okay..."= you're creepy. "okayy" = i dont care. "k." = i'm pissed so f*ck off b*tch.
Teacher: "There Are No Stupid Questions." Me: *Raises Hand* "Do Unicorns Eat Chocolate Pudding On Tuesdays?"
When I say, "I miss school," I mean my friends & the fun we had, not the lessons & teachers.
"This video is not available in your country." "Where the hell am I? Narnia?!"